Ten Ways To Interact With EsinIslam Granny Jane Stillwater
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Reading regularly from Granny Jane
on EsinIslam.Com: Granny Jane is the author
of a book about going on Hajj (also included as a
chapter in "Bring Your Own Flak Jacket," but this book
is cheaper -- but it's worth buying them both!) Her
book on the Hajj is so outstanding that I bet even
Christian fundamentalists will love it! Please buy it
here:
http://www.amazon.com/Mecca-Hajj-Lessons-Islamic-School/dp/0978615700/ref=cm_rdp_product
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Advertizements for myself:
In these hard times of brutal (and illegal)
corporatist economics, I am doing whatever I can to
make a spare dollar. Here are some of my current
alternate-economy schemes that never seem to work --
but I keep hoping!
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What next? I'm still
trying to get to Haiti ASAP but unfortunately my
investigative-reporting trip has had to be postponed.
Please donate toward my trip's expenses here if you
can:
https://www.wepay.com/donations/going-to-a-vodou-cave-in-haiti
And if anyone ever wants to hire me on as a travel
writer (or war correspondent), "Have laptop, will
travel!"
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Need someone to help you throw out
your stuff? I'm really good at deciding
what needs to be thrown out (starting with all those
corporate-owned bums in Washington!)
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Need an actor to play an older woman
in your movie? Then I'm your man! I can
portray all kinds of older women -- from judges,
business execs and other insane zombies to bag ladies,
cancer patients, kindly grandmothers and dying
patients in rest homes. I've played them all. So send
me a script and let's do this. Hollywood, here we
come!
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Are you a plaintiffs' attorney who
is tired of writing those pesky personal injury
settlement briefs all the time? No problem!
I can write them for you. Years of experience. And pay
me only if you win the case.
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Need a Notary Public?
Have seal, will travel. E-mail me at
jpstillwater@yahoo.com and I'll stamp your
document, make it official and only charge $10. Of
course if you live outside of Berkeley, I may have to
charge travel expenses -- but am well worth it!
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Want something good to read?
Buy my book! "Bring Your Own Flak Jacket: Helpful Tips
for Touring Today's Middle East," available at Amazon
and Barnes & Noble.
http://www.amazon.com/Bring-Your-Own-Flak-Jacket/dp/0978615719/ref=cm_pdp_rev_itm_title_1
. It's like as if Jack Kerouac, Mark Twain and/or
Janet Evanovich went to war.
I also wrote a book about going on Hajj (also included
as a chapter in "Bring Your Own Flak Jacket," but this
book is cheaper -- but it's worth buying them both!)
My book on the Hajj is so outstanding that I bet even
Christian fundamentalists will love it! Please buy it
here:
http://www.amazon.com/Mecca-Hajj-Lessons-Islamic-School/dp/0978615700/ref=cm_rdp_product
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Please sign my petition
to create a Constitutional amendment to stop corporate
lobbyists from buying our country:
http://www.thepetitionsite.com/2/constitutional-amendment-to-stop-lobbyists
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"Imagine a world where EVERY child
is wanted, nurtured, protected and loved:
World peace in one generation!" You can now buy
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gear and/or teddy bears with this logo printed on
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do the most good deeds." You can also buy T-shirts,
coffee mugs, tote bags, truckers' caps, baby gear
and/or teddy bears with this logo printed on them.
They make great gifts, especially for those of us who
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*And if clicking on any of these links
doesn't work, please cut and paste.
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